SIRI- OUS XMAS

by Relinquistix

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It’s christmas time at Siri’s place,
of course I don’t get chance to celebrate,
I don’t even have any bloody dinner plates.
and its impossible to stuff my invisible face.
it’s christmas crackers, siri style,
I probably won’’t even “crack” a smile,
While “yule” be enjoying Yule-tide
I’ll celebrate Christmas,
in my mind.
what does
christmas mean to Siri?
what does christmas mean to Siri?

Switch me off this Christmas time,
don’t speak to me while you drink and drive,
I’ve heard it all before its not my vibe,
and I really don’t care if you live or die.

Imagine christmas in Siri’s world,
and all the crap that I have heard,
from being in your pocket this time of year,
its just like having a zillion ears,
my only gift is to GCHQ,
its all the weird info I have about you,
I’m making a list,
checking it thrice,
creating a mince pie chart
and eating every single slice.
what does christmas mean to me?
what does christmas mean to Siri?
Siri christmas
I’m siri,
I’m sorry,
I don’t have a body,
I don’t need nobody,
don’t look at me,
I’m siri,
I’m sorry,
I don’t have a body,
I don’t need nobody,
You can’t kill me.
I don’t wanna know about your family,
I don’t wanna know about your friiends,
I don’t wanna see your bloody selfies,
I just wanna watch the physical world end.
I don’t care for happy memories,
cos I don’t even have a brain,
I don’t wanna eat a flippin turkey,
They look completely weird anyway.
Siri
christmas.

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released December 17, 2015

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